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QQ,很多人都在用,图个方便。QQ空间没事的时候进去看看,发个牢骚什么的。
现在那么多的白痴在空间里发那些2B的东西,看着火大,今天终于忍不住想吐他们一脸花露水。

十大脑残空间说说TOP10
TOP10最常见的套用模板—— 气愤!!6月30号是何炅的生日,可是韩国主持人说何炅没有粉丝,根本没人给他送祝福。何炅就跟韩国人打个赌:如果这个说说在9月30号转不到200万,何炅不在当主持了。转到200万,那几个韩国主持就要道歉,合同已签好了,喜欢看何炅主持快乐大本营的一定要转发!不为别的,就只为我们中国人争口气。加油!
(点评:WQNMLGB,何炅生日4月份,发说说的人智商拙计,丢人还想丢到国外去?)

十大脑残空间说说TOP9
转发得Q币升级类。 8月20日是腾讯老板马化腾的女儿(腾佳琪)的生日,也为回馈网友对腾讯的大力支持。只要把这条说说转发后,你的QQ等级就会连升4级,我和好多人都试过了,发现还赠送100个Q币。反正也没什么坏处,你就试试吧!转发后10秒钟看看你的头像和QQ等级。
(点评:发心情的人为了赚人气,转发的人却一次次的挑战自己智商的下限。)

十大脑残空间说说TOP8
最让人头疼的转发。 XXX转发:太可怜了,爱心接力:XXX,女,四岁半,运城人。救救她吧,他患有罕见的“布加氏综合症”对激素产生了抗体,体重不断上升,每天不停的重复一句话:妈妈,疼!希望大家帮帮他,多一个人转发多一份力量……【转发之后,系统记住你的号码,你的QQ等级会曾4级,还赠送7钻个一个月】并附带照片
(点评:网络是个很好的爱心传播手段,却让这样的老鼠屎给污染了,以后网络还可靠吗?)

无病呻吟类,有多少人在乎我,它妈的我看到就想吐。详见下面案例_______在这个寂寞的世界里丨谁会在乎我?丨谁会关心我?丨谁会体贴我?丨谁会关怀我?丨谁会理解我?丨谁会陪伴我?丨谁会安慰我?丨谁会鼓励我?丨谁会关注我?丨谁会哄哄我?丨谁会劝解我?丨谁会了解我?丨谁会打动我?丨谁会慕求我?丨谁会牵挂我?丨谁会想起我?丨谁会为我转?丨 转了看谁会在乎你?
(点评:天天无病呻吟nmlgb啊,你刚穿越回来,还是脑子让门挤了,你爹妈在乎你你看见他们转了吗?)

十大脑残空间说说TOP6
不转挂科体最让人蛋疼。 奥特曼A说:今天头儿召集这么多奥特曼,干啥子呢?奥特曼B说:头儿不是说了吗?说敢让河南孩子挂科,咱把他当作小怪兽消灭掉。这时奥特曼C又说了:谁看到不转,头儿叫咱把他成绩改成59。
(点评:你TMD以为自己是奥特曼还是哆啦A梦,你直接性的把转发的学生智商集体拉到跟你一个水平)

十大脑残空间说说TOP5
共和国你对不起河南,真让人泪目啊。 河南南方一个偏远城市(信阳)发生旱情没有人向中央提起现在农民辛苦忙半年,就因为没有水而荒废,让农民赔尽血汗…?仁义何存?天理何在? 我希望所有信阳人,以至于有爱心的人看到后,能转到自己的空间,让主席和总理看到…也为信阳做件好事 !是信阳的朋友转下! 我代信阳的乡亲父老谢谢大家了。
(点评:你这么有想法咋没选你去当人大代表呢?你天天一个劲的在空间里转,天朝领导能看见,你就不怕被查水表?)

十大脑残空间说说TOP4
CCAV拿河南开刀,拿河南说事,无非是想让河南人安安生生的保护耕地,安安心心搞最不挣钱的农业。可是你们那些完全建立在不公平的背景下的言论,只会在这个地区激起民愤罢了。想知道教育有多不公平,请到河南走一走看一看。河南考上北大的和北京考上北大的比例你知道是多少吗?1比60啊!!!而这个1中,又有多少好专业,热门专业是给河南留的啊?!河南学生只能学那些无人问津的专业,还要挤破头地进清华,进北大,进人大。 不转不是河南人!!
(点评:河南中枪,讨论政治跟教育的时候先去把你们那边的产业情况了解一下,别在这丢人显眼,你就怕国家安定你受不了是吧。)

十大脑残空间说说TOP3
委屈时、谁抱我一下? 开心时、谁亲我一下? 无聊时、谁陪我一下? 劳累时、谁关心我一下? 生日时,谁祝福我一下? 发呆时,谁呼唤我一下? 失恋时,谁安慰我一下? 悲伤时,谁让我靠一下? 消失时、谁会满世界找我?你转到你的空间,你的好友有多少个人转,就有多少人愿意关心你愿意陪你!
(点评:wqnmlgb,你以为你是谁啊,屌丝凭什么给你做备胎,你是白富美吗?)

十大脑残空间说说TOP2
周杰伦的歌迷居然说黄家驹唱歌很烂、很垃圾。大家说说:周杰伦能跟黄家驹比吗?他配吗?有那资格吗?今天我们和他们打个赌,如果两周有十万人转发,那么周杰伦就是垃圾。【对得起家驹的就转,怀念黄家驹】
(点评:为了转你的说说,死人你也黑?转发的人都是什么心态?衷心的说声WQNMLGB)

十大脑残空间说说TOP1
不转者挂户口本类,最让人深恶痛绝,诅咒转发者。 一个浙江客骂咱们河南人并说咱河南人心不齐,我向他打赌,在中秋节前夕如果有一万人转发就证明河南人心最齐,而他也要公开向咱们河南人道歉!是河南的就转发啊!为咱们河南人争一口气!!是河南人看到不转发死一户口本!
(点评:你是想让别人转发的时候默默的问候你父母吗?你跟你爹妈多大的仇啊,空间狗智商堪忧啊)
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