Menu

野路子玩微博2:段子手的梗

野路子玩微博2:段子手的梗

网络百科解释:【梗】原写作“哏(gén)”。哏是相声中的的一种术语,指接话的切入点(如笑点、漏洞、典故等)。

“梗”的演化:
“梗”在演化中逐渐与“哏”区别开。一般来说,梗用于流行事物比如动漫,电视剧等,而哏仍只用于相声。梗其实是一个误写,最早起源于台湾(呆丸)地区。因为呆丸人太呆以至于懒得翻页找到“哏”字,于是用读音相似的“梗”来替代。
部分汉语言学家认为这是一个错别字取代正确使用方法的退化。不过更多人认为这只是一个网络时代单词简化的例子之一。(网络普及后,日常使用的英文的词汇复杂度也迅速降低,这个例子说明语言简化的趋势是全球性的。)
而“老梗”指的是用了很多遍、很多年以至于大家都厌烦了的桥段。成语就是古人用的梗。

段子手正是利用这些常见的“梗”融入段子中,如果能借势热点话题则能收到疯传的效果。来看一个些关于明星的“梗”:
@幻灭妖僧:段子手黑明星顺口溜完整版:鲁豫的巨头,杨幂的脚,郭敬明的身材有点小;闰土的钢叉,小猪的妈,何润东的微博八点二十发;姚晨的大嘴,李晨的石,王力宏的取向特别直;黄贯中的老爹,海涛的跪,汪峰在头条里没有停车位。

幻灭妖僧微博一发出即引来网友的跟风,比较热门的一些明星梗整理如下:

@陈年老尿:火华的沙发,陆琪的炮,教主的英文闹太套。小四的身高,晓婷的胸,宅男的女神苍井空。力宏的菊花,姚晨的嘴,总理的半瓶矿泉水。炫富的美美,志军的床,法师的生命最回晃。开复的鸡汤,丞琳的脑,小崔的随时受不了。

@祁媛1991:袁珊珊的嘴,干露露的腿,AB的脸型有点毁;鲁豫的巨头,李小璐的胸,郭碧婷的鼻孔能吹风;小S的老公,黄贯中的爹,陈妍希的大饼脸往哪贴。陈坤的眉毛, 杨幂的脚,张馨予的男友少不了。

@锅子强迫症加重到晚期: 花生的身高李四的腰侦探的马脸冲云霄麦哥的发线宅总的钱包博士的美味米福的胸毛绿胖的短裤妮妮的高跷美队胸器太残暴鹰眼的臀线要破表舰长见谁都想泡大副恨把刘海撩基阳红下忙斗嘴耳朵叫门敲敲敲美帝好枪战大英爱基佬北欧汉子如花娇男神已婚正太还小欧美圈里都是槽…

@红旗飘飘映彩霞:黑人不完全指南(AC米兰版)加凸的节操,老贝的床,芭拉的男朋友一天一个样。 罗比鸟的空门,忐忑的腿,阿巴特的传中让人流眼泪。 博内拉的上场,帕托的伤,文艺蒙的节奏永远跟不上。 马特里的身价,八神的傻,疯起来的囧叔谁见谁害怕。

AV界顺口溜完整版:小泽的眼神,大岛的妖,武藤兰的欲火在燃烧;麻生希的嘴角,板野的娇,饭岛爱的性感小蛮腰;西野翔的姿势,吉泽的招,松岛枫的红唇爱吹箫;北川瞳的澎湃,冲田的飘,苍井空的技艺最高超。数风流人物,还看今朝,静观东尼大木,独领风骚。

下面我试着详细818这些明星“梗”的来源:

闰土:张杰
“闰土夫妇”一词,最早来源于天涯社区。天涯社区娱乐八卦版版主“八卦-我实在是太CJ了”表示,这个称呼源自于“坡姐”的一句话,“最早是谢娜在《快乐大本营》对其他人说,‘以后谁土我们就叫他闰土。’”爱戴墨镜,皮手套不离身,喜欢在微博上晒国际范儿,常上《快乐大本营》秀恩爱,相当不低调的谢娜、张杰夫妇的“闰土夫妇”称号一出,立马引来了大量网友的追捧。

2012年5月2日,张杰在微博上首度就“闰土”作出回应:“最近知道了大家送我了一个‘闰土’的爱称,但我只是少年时的闰土哦,他是我小时课本最爱人物之一。”他还附上一张自己做的图:包括漫画版闰土和他被网友PS的手拿叉子照。

张杰认领“闰土”这一绰号,非但没有博得网友好感,反而遭到新一轮反击。网友罗列张杰的各种照片,全方位点评他的土气,并翻出早年间他和谢娜合作的一支名叫《娜样纯杰的爱恋》MV,称这支MV已土到了极点。(视频:http://www.iqiyi.com/w_19rr23ypyd.html)

这支MV里,张杰和谢娜被扮作网游里的人物,一个是橙发,一个是蓝发,相当的“乡村非主流”。但凡是看过这支MV的网友,无不发出“受到了严重的惊吓!”“实在找不到词语来形容!”“超现实主义魔幻大片!”等感慨。网友还认为,“闰土”里的一个土字已经不够形容张杰的土,“一个土是土,两个土是圭,三个土是垚,四个土是田,五个土是墝,六个土是里,七个土是埋,八个土是井,再多了就是张杰。”闰垚、闰垚垚、闰井……这些名字已成张杰最新绰号。

杨幂:臭脚

杨幂大臭脚事件
杨幂之前在微博上有一条状态,累了一天,脚有点臭。瞬间引来了各方面的关注,很多网友开始回复表示,杨幂真是重口味。是不是杨幂本来就是一个大臭脚,不过也是网友恶搞的,但是这个事情就被网友传播出去了。

事件升级杨幂很无辜?

后来如果喜欢看快乐大本营的应该都记得杨幂那一期,也是因为微博之后,导演特别找来一指山羊,并说明山羊特别喜欢重口味的东西,牵上山羊之后,山羊直奔杨幂脚去了,所以以此证明,杨幂顺水推舟的成为大臭脚。

视频:http://v.sohu.com/20110214/n279326831.shtml(从72分钟开始)

我的微信公号:welovesns
二维码:

新浪微博:@小饿

作者简介:

本文固定连接:http://www.dongjunke.com/?p=576,转载须征得作者授权。

如果觉得我的文章对您有用,请随意打赏。您的支持将鼓励我继续创作!

¥ 打赏支持
  • jimmy choo 1个月前(04-07) 20楼

    I precisely wanted to appreciate you once more. I’m not certain the things that I would’ve handled in the absence of the ideas contributed by you relating to my problem. It actually was a very frightening setting in my view, nevertheless witnessing the very specialized avenue you managed that took me to cry over delight. Extremely happy for your support and even sincerely hope you really know what a great job your are getting into teaching people today by way of your web page. Most probably you have never come across any of us.

  • jordan shoes 1个月前(04-07) 19楼

    I enjoy you because of all your valuable work on this web page. My mother really likes participating in investigation and it’s really obvious why. My spouse and i hear all concerning the dynamic form you offer vital solutions via your website and even foster contribution from other individuals on the situation so our own daughter is certainly starting to learn so much. Take pleasure in the rest of the new year. You’re conducting a fantastic job.

  • michael kors outlet store 1个月前(04-06) 18楼

    I intended to write you the little word to finally say thank you again for your personal striking principles you have contributed on this page. It has been really wonderfully open-handed of you to make unhampered just what a few people would have distributed as an e-book to end up making some cash for themselves, notably considering that you might have tried it if you considered necessary. The guidelines additionally worked like the good way to be aware that other people online have the same passion really like my very own to grasp a lot more regarding this matter. I’m sure there are numerous more enjoyable opportunities in the future for folks who look into your website.

  • nike epic react flyknit 2个月前(04-05) 17楼

    I am glad for commenting to make you know of the nice discovery my cousin’s daughter had checking your web site. She learned a good number of issues, which include how it is like to have a very effective helping style to make the others without problems know just exactly specific multifaceted subject areas. You actually exceeded her desires. Many thanks for presenting those important, safe, explanatory and fun guidance on your topic to Gloria.

  • yeezy boost 350 2个月前(04-03) 16楼

    I’m just commenting to let you be aware of of the impressive experience my friend’s girl found viewing your web page. She came to understand plenty of issues, not to mention what it is like to have a wonderful coaching spirit to make most people clearly completely grasp selected extremely tough subject areas. You actually did more than our own expected results. Many thanks for supplying such warm and friendly, healthy, explanatory and even fun thoughts on that topic to Kate.

  • nike air max 2019 2个月前(04-01) 15楼

    I wish to convey my admiration for your generosity for individuals that really need guidance on this topic. Your real commitment to getting the message across came to be astonishingly powerful and have surely helped most people much like me to reach their aims. The valuable hints and tips signifies so much a person like me and further more to my mates. Thank you; from everyone of us.

  • lebron shoes 2个月前(03-30) 14楼

    I enjoy you because of your whole hard work on this site. My mom takes pleasure in engaging in internet research and it’s easy to understand why. Most of us notice all of the compelling tactic you give informative thoughts via this web site and as well strongly encourage contribution from visitors on that topic plus our child is always being taught a whole lot. Enjoy the remaining portion of the new year. You are conducting a powerful job.

  • air yeezy 2个月前(03-27) 13楼

    I wish to show my admiration for your generosity supporting visitors who absolutely need help on this important situation. Your personal commitment to passing the message all around had become quite beneficial and has continuously helped many people like me to reach their goals. Your entire insightful help and advice means a lot to me and especially to my office colleagues. Thanks a lot; from all of us.

  • coach factory outlet 2个月前(03-26) 12楼

    I simply wanted to thank you so much once again. I do not know the things that I would’ve used without those smart ideas documented by you regarding such situation. It had been a fearsome setting for me personally, however , seeing a specialised style you treated that forced me to cry over gladness. Extremely happier for this information and pray you really know what a great job that you are providing teaching the others through the use of your webblog. More than likely you’ve never come across all of us.

  • calvin klein outlet 2个月前(03-24) 11楼

    Thank you so much for providing individuals with an exceptionally terrific possiblity to discover important secrets from here. It’s always very superb plus jam-packed with a good time for me and my office colleagues to search your site really 3 times every week to read through the latest guides you have. And indeed, I’m so actually contented concerning the mind-boggling tips you serve. Some 1 ideas in this article are completely the finest we have all ever had.

  • adidas tubular x 2个月前(03-23) 10楼

    I actually wanted to develop a note to thank you for those superb techniques you are giving here. My extensive internet investigation has at the end been compensated with incredibly good content to go over with my friends and family. I would assume that many of us site visitors are unequivocally lucky to dwell in a fantastic network with many wonderful people with good ideas. I feel really blessed to have seen your website and look forward to many more cool moments reading here. Thanks again for everything.

  • yeezy boost 350 2个月前(03-22) 9楼

    I really wanted to make a quick remark in order to say thanks to you for these nice information you are placing on this website. My particularly long internet research has at the end of the day been honored with beneficial information to share with my guests. I would point out that most of us website visitors actually are extremely lucky to dwell in a fantastic community with so many perfect professionals with valuable hints. I feel somewhat privileged to have seen your site and look forward to plenty of more cool moments reading here. Thanks once again for a lot of things.

  • zx flux 2个月前(03-22) 8楼

    I definitely wanted to post a small word so as to express gratitude to you for some of the magnificent steps you are posting on this website. My particularly long internet research has now been honored with wonderful ideas to share with my company. I would declare that many of us site visitors actually are rather fortunate to be in a very good place with many brilliant people with great opinions. I feel very grateful to have come across your webpages and look forward to so many more enjoyable times reading here. Thanks a lot once again for all the details.

  • lebron 15 2个月前(03-20) 7楼

    I really wanted to jot down a small note to be able to express gratitude to you for some of the pleasant ways you are posting on this website. My considerable internet investigation has finally been honored with professional information to talk about with my friends and family. I ‘d point out that we website visitors are truly blessed to be in a great community with so many perfect individuals with very beneficial secrets. I feel rather fortunate to have discovered your site and look forward to tons of more thrilling moments reading here. Thank you again for everything.

  • moncler jacket 2个月前(03-19) 6楼

    I must voice my admiration for your generosity supporting men and women that require help on that issue. Your special commitment to getting the message all-around has been really practical and has in most cases encouraged women like me to reach their goals. Your helpful information signifies a great deal to me and further more to my fellow workers. Thanks a ton; from each one of us.

  • caterpillar boots 2个月前(03-18) 5楼

    I have to show some thanks to the writer for rescuing me from such a circumstance. As a result of looking through the search engines and seeing concepts which were not powerful, I thought my entire life was done. Existing devoid of the answers to the difficulties you’ve fixed by means of the posting is a crucial case, as well as those which may have negatively affected my career if I hadn’t come across your blog. Your natural talent and kindness in controlling the whole lot was crucial. I’m not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t come across such a point like this. It’s possible to now look forward to my future. Thanks so much for your skilled and results-oriented help. I will not think twice to suggest the blog to any person who needs to have guidelines about this subject.

  • hermes handbags 2个月前(03-17) 4楼

    My husband and i felt very thankful Chris managed to round up his analysis from the ideas he was given from your web page. It’s not at all simplistic just to choose to be offering techniques which often other people have been trying to sell. We do understand we have got you to give thanks to for this. All the illustrations you’ve made, the simple site navigation, the friendships you assist to promote – it’s many great, and it’s leading our son and our family reason why that topic is satisfying, and that is especially indispensable. Many thanks for the whole lot!

  • yeezy boost 2个月前(03-16) 3楼

    Thank you for all of the effort on this web page. Ellie really loves doing research and it is obvious why. Almost all learn all of the powerful manner you give good solutions by means of this website and therefore strongly encourage contribution from other ones on that content plus our own princess is really discovering a lot. Take advantage of the rest of the year. You’re the one doing a wonderful job.

  • yeezy boost 350 2个月前(03-15) 2楼

    I would like to express my appreciation for your kindness for visitors who actually need help with this important situation. Your very own dedication to getting the message up and down appeared to be especially effective and has frequently allowed others much like me to get to their aims. Your interesting hints and tips indicates a great deal to me and a whole lot more to my mates. Warm regards; from all of us.

  • michael kors handbags 2个月前(03-14) 1楼

    I’m also writing to let you understand of the really good experience my friend’s girl experienced going through your blog. She came to understand so many things, most notably what it’s like to have an excellent teaching spirit to get the rest smoothly grasp specific specialized issues. You actually surpassed her expected results. Thank you for displaying those essential, safe, informative and cool tips about this topic to Tanya.